An Ode to My Friends

Dear My Friends,

I have to be honest with you.  I'd never watched Parks and Recreation before.  I hated it.  I thought it was stupid.

In the past two weeks, I've watched every episode ever made.

I'm so sorry I ever doubted your taste in TV shows.

Please forgive me.

Love,
Allison

PS. No. This does not mean I will watch LOST or Breaking Bad.

PandR Liveblog! Season 6, Episode 15: Dave Returns (Archived from 2/29~~LEAP DAY!!)

Jabber IM with ~*erin*~ 2/29/12 9:19 PM

hello!

hahahhaha

what a day

HELLOOOOOO

this is gonna be a good blerg i can feel it!

haha i know that feeling

BOTH of those feelings!

hhaha a feelings swirl pool!

lets start right away so we actually blog

we can talk about our feelings while we watch TV

ooooo i have a better segway

okay

speaking of feelings did you see all those feelings ron swanson had on parks this week

about leslie taking a hiatus?

or about his ribs?

thank you for being here today everyone let's begin

his work in the sheet metal factor

he tried to awl a piece of metal!

poor guy

do you wanna watch parks?

or party down?

i wanna party down in the parks

YEAH

i'll watch ANYTHING

yeah

yeah

it's true

i will

lifes a party when you're hanging out with your best grown up friends

it sure is

are we having FUN yet?

lets watch hmmmm

HAHAHHAHA

PARTY DOWN

i've been hit

i meant to say sold

man

oh no erin i think you might be broken

let me fix you

be boop bop bop tinker tinker vroom

there! all better.

whiz bang i feel like a million bucks!

i am having fun yet!

BLAMMO

ba ba booeey

badabing badaboom

downtown abbey

is on netflex

downton lolol

abby!

hahhahaha

downtown abby

i will take my dog downtown

occupies all the streets

and she will be downtown abby

hahaha

for readers not in the know

sarah has a great dog named abby

that one is for abby

do you have some pictures of abby?

sarah!

i'm making a blogecutive decision

we are watching

are we watching abby?

i love dogsitting!

hhahahah

erin do you remember our movie get them to the greek

festival?

we had to cross some hot baklava to get them to the greek festival

it was epic and heroic

a triathlon  of effort

a TRYathalon of effort

greek pun!

my computer is making me do facetime with myself!

make it stop!!

hahhaha

sarah has been missing sarah

speaking of greek things, like tragedies, party down is not available for instant watch!

that is a tragedy

i started to cry but then remembered i am better than that

okay here our our options

i think i'm going to move to montana next year and run a gun shop

and work on a buffalo sanctuary part time

there is no crying in gun shops

exactly

you might have a misfire

we'll be almost neighbors

catch your dreams

lets watch dave returns

of parks and recreation

oh mine's already ready WEIRD!

k mines definitely not

~*erin*~ is now offline.

You left the chat by logging out or being disconnected.

i know i'm tryathloning to get you moving!

you need to be on the internet to wattch tv!

i hope you did not already move to montana

oh no!!

that was awful

were you in hades?

i bet i know what happened

i was

was your true love there and you went to get him?

but you weren't allowed to look back at him as you were walking back to earth

it's true

because i am megara

but you needed to make sure he was there so you turned around

i tried to swim the river styx because they refused me araft

i'm like 65 years old now

what an arafting story

damn girl

haha

like arresting?

i hope you understand all the pop culture references in this parks episode!

yeah pretty good right

i think i will!

mine is loaded and paused and ready

mine is as well~~

!!**

YKAYKAYAY

oh wait

quick!

i will be!

firefox crashed

i want to say to our blog readers

using the internet is like rolling a boulder up a hill sometimes

that is something i want to say to our readers but also....parks fans i know leap day is a more appropriate episode for this day but i really didn't like it much

sarah you can take your time i'm talking to the readers

i agree

donna and ginuwine as cousins was A+

ron's feelings A+

it was funny to see evryone be mean to jerry even on his sweet sixteen though

everyone tell a story about jerry...

okay are you aredy??

i am waiting for the hulu commershes to finish

what is this 2010!

haha'

that joke made a lot of sense in my head

i wish

what a year

yeah me too

did you listen to a lot of ginuwine that year?

i'm feeling very conversational with our nonexistent readers tonight

heck yes

did you guys know sarah has a very diverse and eclectic taste in music?

we have one!

hi kirk!

it's true, i do.

don't encourage him

who was your favorite 90s hip hop star?

that question is for you kirk! but also for sarah

my favorite?

hm?

sarah are you sure your not on a commercials website?

i'd have to say my favorites were wu-tang clan and a tribe called quest as groups

not sure about individuals.

haha no i'm not

the commercials ended a while ago but i didn't want to leave your questions unanswered!

what an oracle of a friend!

okay ready

3

2

1

oh i pressed play

we cool

cookie toosh

winnie the booh

hahahahhaha

tommy's girll

ann and tom

man

i love it

it's complicated!

am i in a relationship?

its complicated

...it's complicated

oh captain my captain!

hhahahaha

from dead poets society

ben leaning against the wall

mo money mo protective kevlar vests

we should capture a screenshot of that funny ben posish

do it

oh boy, here it comes

you know i can't

9/11

...9/11

ith his arms out

oh no!

there's a flesh-eating virus going around!

there is a flesh eating virus around

HAHAHA

man ron

it's calle MUSIC

called**

say your piece son

i dropped them all. ALL of them.

like a thousand.

andy dropped all the hot dogs!

dave

okay

i have no idea what louis c.k does

san diego sun. got me all tanned up.

and i feel like i hate him

but i love dave

NO YOU DON'T

YOU DON'T HATE HIM

Louis C.K. is hilarious

give him a chance!

he is a wonderful funnyman

i'm gonna get a frozen borito

i'm gonna go to the gas station, get a frozen burritO

eat it...right there

booorito

boureto

BOAReat-o

this show is never a bore-ito

OKy

that's vandalism.

erin that joke was A+

i dig your groovy tunes man!

no hurly play it un-perfectly

you mean IMperfectly?

hahhahaha

donna makes a great point

i would little spoon tom

not that this is a big deal

he would totes be the little spoon to me

but their wine looks like it comes from the wiz palace

you mean...the whiz palace

I'M STILL...in love with you

we can leave now whiile he is in the whiz palace

hey!

whizzingham...

manor

i think i'm a little ahead of you

lmk

okay i paused mine

wait you went through the first commercial?

lets start at the startof the song!

i'm at 8:40

on your word

i'll pres play

press

on your word govnerr

i have orders from the whizingham manor

did you see how urine color the wine was?

dehydrated urine

or saturated with vitamin c

i want my wine saturated with more wine

one night a drank a lot of tequila sunrises and sex on the beaches

and my pee was bright orange-yellow

and i was sort of worried but also drunk

so i never did anything about it

it never happened again though

it was the tequila

it takes all the yellow out of your pee

WHY DOES IT DO THAT

so cruel

SARAH

don't be upset!

you're right

it puts more yellow into your pee!

i'm so happy now

i have more happy news!

PRES PLAY

u got it

OKAY

ron snapping during the song

love the snaps

YES

highlight of the season

glad we both commented on that first

poor chris

adjusting

dave...oh it was great. caught a lot of bad guys

i hope dave comes back!

i think i'm gonna take a little go outside

you look like i could use some compan

y

hahhaha

dave is a man of his word

i said i would go now i'm gonna go

hahhahaha

oh my god leslie

he's in love with you

and he has a GUN

okay i love when ben points at the vegetables and starts laughing

i love all of ben's awkward nuances

i hope they never show tom and ann being cute together

i think you sound like an angel and everyone else sounds like demons

hhahahhaa

take me out to the ball game...take me out to the game

i would like to eat at the game

i want popcorn candy and the home team

leslie loves desert!

at the game

so who's talking now?

catch your dreams don't let it spread its wings and fly away

like lil sebastian!

i don't know how i feel about tan

andy always puts spread your wings in his songs

i still have feelings for leslie in a womanly fashion

and you are contraying me

you're contryrin me

i like the importance of bathrooms to this episode

me too

i have a commercial?

ben is stuck in the dungeons of the whizzingham manor

i do!

they are over

mine are not

thell me when!

the family is on a picnic

with the moms depression

tell them to GET OUTTA THERE

okay go

QUICK

play?

i am at 14:51

me too now

ready

3

2

go

1

i have something to say

it is emotional and it is important

romance,

leslie does not approve

okay

tom haverford playbook

number 2

i wonder what number 1 is

i want to tell him that he will get so cold!

he will find out for himself

i never thought i would say this but i think you are overthinking this

cuddle up like bunnies will listening to the roomba?

DJ roomba!

ann?

boo boo?

leslie let's not let your terrible decision making get in the way of this election

ASS

please just tell me what you want me to do

A GREAT FACE

he's shrimpy

nice hair

HE'S NOT SHRIMPY

good man

not the guy who called you a bitch

you tell me where he is i'lll punch him too

hold on CHUCK

the promise of tomorrow's wings haha

shackle it to your heart

never let the quittin start

pretty sweet sauce in there, eh ace?

NOW IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME I'M ABOUT TO ENDORSE 10 BEERS IN MY MOUTH

i'm about to endorse 10 beers into my mouth

i love that

i know you do too

sure do!

is the song tom is singing a tom haverford original

man i'm endorsing my second beer to my face

thr four sweetest words in the english language

you wore me down

i hope it's an original!

will you date me i want me to your boo and your boo to be me

second great ben bathroom scene

he won't go to the bathroom

not that that wasn't great

actually scratch thtat

great sode

we should ben face it

and abby face it

i agree

man i am so ready for bed

me too!

lets sings a goodnight song to our bloggers

okay

dear bloggers

dear sweet dreamers

i'm glad we both started with dear

i hope you laugh in your dreams cause your thinkin bout our blog

and when you rest your tiny heads on those pillows i hope your subconscious explodes with delight

and you see a thousand stars in your tiny head and not because you are sleeping outside where its could i hope you are in a bed

*cold

i'm gonna take the u out of cold

and you rush through a million dream galaxies, whirling and swirling and twirling with glee

the dream song has worked i'm even more sleepy!

achievement unlocked@

!

^____^

alright erin time to rest those weary eyes

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