when she runs at 4 am
okay which portlandia should we watch?
want to watch one you haven't seen so you are also "live blogging"
i've only seen the first 2
great!
lets watch number 3
yeah
can you give me a quick recap of portlandia 1 &2
sure!
well
it's really just a bunch of clips of random characters living in portland
there's really no running plot
oh wonderful
except the mayor is kyle machlachlan and sometimes he gives carrie and fred tasks
but yeah it's real easy to just pick up
like batman?
almost exactly
but more humorous
oh man this one looks good
oh man
i love batman
which one?
fred and carrie discover that their maid is none other than their favorite singer-songwriter, aimee man.
we doing a countdown or what?
i'm not even close to being ready
haha me either
i'm gonna get a glass of wine
what an excellent i dea!
i thought so
red wine
so it's heart healthy
mine is white
hold on i gotta grab it
the vineyard has a ridiculous name, rodney strong. but it was on sale and it is actually very delicious!
hhahahaha
i hope that isnt the owners name
i hope it is!
what a great porn name
rod
lol
okay WINE
wine and oreos acquired
okay i havent gotten mine yet
no worriesi tried to send a pic of my spread but it won't show up
ohh let me try
ice cream and cherries and a screwdriver obtained!
i emailed it to you
woohoo!!
i see the camera
you see the camera?
the camera is my computer
hahhah
what is a computer
okay!
i took a picture
yay!
also i took screen shots of our top 5 ben faces from 2 episodes ago
we can do a mashup post of those at any time
that looks delicious!
you look angry at the end though haha
it is pretty good!
also i can't wait to visit your home in the summer
i was trying to take a picture with the drink and the ice cream
but it was too hard
that is my room!
i understand
i like the star that i see
its lights!
i can make a 100 snow angles
*angels
and stay warm
i LOVE snow angles!!
beacuse i love math
i love making obtuse ones
but the little ones are so acute
it just feels right
hahhaha
hahaha yeahhh
okay so are you ready?
my episode three is loaded
mine as well
countdown?
wait!
it reverted
the load line
oh man
fix it
i'm on it
technology extraordinaire
buffer
jimmy buffer
ok here is 1 good joke while it is reloading.
i am typing with only one hand cause of the screwdriver
well more of a pun.
haha
all you can eat chinese buffert
at first i thought you meant tool
but maybe you mean drink
now
since you are still holding it
whats the joke!
last night i was thinking about what name i would take if i were to become a roller derby queen
and i came up with a lot of named
reptar
but my 2 favorites were brawl rudd
and brute gingrich.
hahahahahahaha
and now i really want to join rollerderby
barknock yourmama
so i can kick ass and have an awesome name
hahah i like that
its not great
elbows
only because barknock isn't a thing yet
we will make it one
like knock you down
or knock her in bed
ahahahaha
knock her in bed
if the rooms barrocking don't come a knocking
hahhhahah
i like that!!!
man watta president
so many puns to be made off his name
wattaguy
if i were a porn star my name would be Lincoln Log
what about benJAMMIN wyatt?
YEAHHHHHH
i want to make abraham lincoln log into a roller derby name
you can
and should
i wish there was a president elbows
president elbows
would be so ridiculous to say
THATS THE NAME
If i were a roller derby queen
i wish that were a real president as well!
me too
maybe someday
it's not impossible!
be really nice to anyone you meet named elbows
and say
man your ideas are super
i will marry that person
if i have to
did you ever think about becoming president
you don't have to limit your life to mac and cheese
you will be president elbows
it can be mac and cheese and cheese crust
looks like this thing is as loaded as it gets.
i love the cheese crumbs
oh my bar is really small too
that get browned
it is PATHETIC
that happened to my lasagna today
there is nothing pathetic about cheese
nobody is perfect
except cheese
READY
oh
you meant the loading
don't barknock cheese unless you want a real oBAM straight to the head
haha i did mean the loading
i think browned cheese is awesome!
i love the crunchy crust stuff
you gotta try this lasagna
anyway yes i am ready
all of our readers
you will make it when i visit
i will give you this lasagna recipe
or you will teach me and i'll make it@
!*
it will barknock your socks off
hahah i love the use of barknock
from now on
yeah send it!
he's my favorite president!
elbows?
hahhahah
i'll send the r.p after the blog
sounds gr88
president elbows
okay
tonight SD and I will be blogging S1 E3 of portlandia
because a) its supposedly really funny
EM hasn't seen any episodes yet, and is a HUGE Aimee Mann fan.
b) i made a vegan lasagna today
yeah i love aimee mann
what up portland
c) it will barknock our socks off.
barknock obama 2012.
d) i put on socks for the occasion
beautiful barnknock obama
e) i constructed the occasion so i could wear socks.
*barknock
hahhahah
should i not laugh while we are blogging?
haha barnknock?! where are we, lancaster??
i will allow it.
i miss those barnstormers
you might have to, since portlandia is notoriously funny
and i'm drinking wine.
yeah i'm feeling a lil oblasted
a lil sebastia-ed
nevermind, that sounded way better in my head.
no it was great i was too sad to type anything back!
he traded his legs for wings
RIP 5eva lil buddy
this episode of portlandia is dedicated to lil sebastian
running mate of president elbows
KNOPE 2012
team knope!
though bobby newport is quite dashing and paul ruddy
yeah he looks just like that guy!
alright
some guys have all the luck
back to portandia
shall we start the countdown?
i dont know if this is a real memory or not
but was paul rudd ever in a movie about leprachauns?
YES
COUNTDOWN
i think you're thinking of i love you, man
oh yeah
slappin da bass, man
maybe.
slappin de blades
another roller derby name!
that is what i call mowing the lawn
an excellent one at that.
hahah
okay
HELLO VIEWERS
SD and I are ready
hi y'all!
also sarah has the same initials as scooby doo
which is a joke i made earlier and was really excited about
so i will share it with you all now
i was somewhat excited
i was actually very excited
somewhat disappointed that it also meant i share the same initials as scrappy doo.
great pup
3
2
you stopped?
1
PORTLANDIA
oh man thats fred armesin
this bar is over
great chin beard
and gauges
gross
i hate this show
too bad about fix gear bikes
THEIR OVER
what did that guy make??
fred armesin has a giant hot glue gun
hahahhaha
guess waht?
shell art
SHELL ART IS OVER!
HAHHHA
haha playground sweep skipping?
fred armesin lives in a park with a broom
what a deep voice
hahhaha
i'm somewhat sexually attracted to fred armisen at this point
i should admit
sarah
he is super cute
later on in the episode you will see his dreamy eyes i hope
AND GAUGELESS
AIMEE!
thank good
MAN!
N!
playground sweep again?
*does he
i hope so
i bet aimee man is gonna clean a toilet
ayyyooo
i don't read the whole articles, though. just parts of them
because the music industry is in the toilet
great joke!
he does have dreamy eyes
and also the same glasses as aimee man
and dreamy glasses that match mine
you have the same glasses as aimee man!
it actually is dirt
aimee needs to get on the stove
oh man it's gotta be awkward to boss your music idol around
WHAT
WHAT IS THIS
i don't know what i would say to scott mckibben
okay
yriko yruiko
ride complete!
japanese tourist girls on a ride?
coffee land!
the ride is super fun
you so a-beautiful!
hichiro! ruf ruf ruf!
they drink tiny coffee with boys who look like johnny depp
hichiro!
her heart!
what cute small coffees they have
these coffees are
AAAAH SOOOO TINY
hichiro!
do the dog thing
what a great impression this asian girl does of fred armisen
that reminded me of a tim and eric episode.
hahhaha
live blogging is a terrible idea
i agree
well
name something that isn't jackie chan
without voices
ORGAZMIC RING
hahahha
lady fred and man carrie just got a giant box
batteries and everything!
hahhahaha
that is a lot of packaging
how wasteful
haha she has the same idea as us!
i think fred a. is going to make an orgasmic ring out of bubble tap
sewing bubble rap haha
*wrap
keep your head in the party zone
OKAY
why does fred armesin love glue gunning so much
what a great chess set!
hi sir, we thought you could use this as a house!
the box is back!
oh no the box came back!!!
great sketch
it was hungry
it wanted to get glue gunned
aimee is getting scolded
oh no how tiny!
i dont know how you can tell it doesnt fit if you didnt try it on
hhahaha
he should try it on she has a point
suzanna vega
hey aimee? guess who we hate?
man we are going to have great music links
hahhahahah
um...can you clean this stuff up off the floor?
i love suzanna vega
hahhah
tom's diner!
i like that song
do do do do do do do do
hahahhahaha
tori amos is THE WORST
aimee? know who we hate? tori amos.
isn't she the worst?
where did they get that human hair from?
haha a sarah maclaughlin pinata!
oh hey sarah maclaughlin
she is genuinely nice, she tries to save all the animals.
omg a food cart pod
wow she's the gardener!
i regret the vegan lasagna i ate
why is that?
i LOVE crepes
ou've gotta get out of there
alajshsfduhsk get outta there
GET OUT OF THAT CREEK
you gotttagottagottaogtaaget out of there
YOUR FEET
this guy has a really weird neck
compliment it
his name is luca
he's not the one touching!
not related to what is happening in the episode
but to a song by suzanne vega i'm thinking about
he's the hulk.
did you hear about the hulk?
when you are at the store and you want tograb the tie from the rack but you cant cause its stuck
i know when you're in that store and you just wanna grab that tie from the rack but you can't cause it's stuck?
i'm glad we both did that
HA
DUMPSTER DIVERS!
do you know those in your city?
fred a has a rat tail
hahahah the sarah macloughin head!
a side rattail
awww how sweet
High on Trash Street
use the pipe as a sleeve
dumpster diving in america
THE SWEATER FITS
aimme man is always right
awww awww he came back to life
PERFECT FIT
get out of here why are you making this? this is like the 9th time we've told you
we'll get you real food
we'll get some kids games
box remnants
awww
he looks like johnny depp!
and johnnny depp
i like that all the sketches tie in
yeah its really clever
the show has good continuity
it is very well written
i think it's mostly carrie
i'm hooked
well and fred
i'm glad
yeah fred can't do a blessed thing
i love the skeleton with yarn
its almost over!
me too!
the sign of a great show
oh nooo
wow it went so fast!
guess what!
WHAT
we got you a gig!
they got aimee a show?
yes!
encore they want more
ENCORE!
hahahh i love the clapping and stomping of one leg
great song
encoooree
they wanna hear one more
play one more
one more portland!
...right now
awwwwwww
what dedicated fans
so dedicated
there she is
she came back for more
no new songs, ok?
i have to fake enthusiasm
i love it
SARAH! SIT!
portlandia two thumbs up
five out of five
stamps of approval
the pup is back!
500 stamps
all of the approvals
5000 stamps
would approve again
SD and EM officially endorse portlandia
i can't wait til you meet the mayor
when do i meet him!
he is played by kyle machlachlan and is hilarious
who the hell is that
well he is in episode 2!
he played agent dale cooper in twin peaks
and he was also in blue velvet, the movie
OMG I LOVE THAT GUY
me too!
is he related to sarah maclaughin?
are you spelling his name right
one can only hope
also i'm listenign to luka by suzanne vega
but yes that is definitely the correct spelling of his name
about the boy upstairs luka who is getting abused
and suzanna vega does NOTHING about it
which is why we hate her
i'm going to play it right now too then
yeah what a bitch
also tori amos NEVERWROTE BACK
i wrote her a letter!
sarah
are you watching this video
what dumb top comments
this is not vintage
this is 1980s
did you get to the part where she took her hat off and shook her hair and it was animated?
in the video?
no
keep watching
what are the top comments?
whoa
To put a banner announcing a song by Rihanna under this Suzanne Vega is an insult to Suzanne and an embarrassment to Rihanna. Rihanna and Suzanne Vega don't belong in the same sentence.
ciarraibuzz 2 weeks ago 63
I love vintage. I love this. Like, if you agree
JasminePetrix 1 week ago 11
hair animation unlocked
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